Warning: Don't read this or look at the pictures around children unless you want to do a lot of explaining...or lying.
OMG...you will not believe what happened to me last night.
Okay, maybe you will, but I was horrified.
It was a dark and stormy night.
Okay, it wasn't. There wasn't a cloud in the sky.
Tomorrow is garbage day, so just before the Captain got home, I thought I'd take out the trash and empty the recycle bin so he wouldn't have to do it when he got home. He ALWAYS does it. Boy, did I pick my night. It was just about dark.
This is the view from the alley directly behind our house. You see the two garbage bins there? I moved the one that's pulled out further in to the driveway after my discovery. It was, and always is, placed right next to the other bin with about a foot in-between them. I went out and threw the kitchen garbage bag into the garbage bin and dumped the recycle stuff in the recycle bin. As I turned to go back into the house, something caught my eye and my brain instantly stopped me when it registered what I had seen. Was that REALLY what you saw? Look again!
See for yourself...
OH NO SHE DI'ENT JUST POST THAT PICTURE!
Oh, yes I did! Ewww!
What. The. Hell??
I can tell you one thing for sure...it's not ours. We do have some in the house, but that's because we bought some when Ollie broke his leg to pull over his cast so it wouldn't get wet. But that was months ago, if not a year or more. Besides, it's USED, if ya know what I mean! Eww! Of course you know what I mean! Ewww again!
The Captain had gone out there just the evening before to throw away some garbage from the backyard and he didn't see it then, so it had to have been placed there sometime during Tuesday night or Wednesday. You'd have to have been aiming for that spot, because like I said before, the trash bins were sitting alongside each other with only about a foot in-between. It's like someone wanted us to see it.
I don't even know what else to say about it. All kinds of things have gone through my mind about how it got there, but everything I can think of is just WEIRD and CREEPY and SCARY and EWW!
I'm gonna go take a shower. GAH!
P.S. I have a crochet Tah-dah to show you, but I think I'll wait until tomorrow. It might get dirty if I post it here.
P.P.S.S. People are gross.