...being a klutz.
...constantly making BIG messes.
And having to clean up after my messy self!
I don't get why I can't go a few days without making a colossal mess! You wouldn't believe how many dishes I break either. My dad always called me "unconscious" when I was growing up because I was always hurting myself, running into walls, falling down, dropping things, breaking things, spilling things, and having to make trips to the E.R. Nothing has changed.
I swear it must be a brain defect or disease or something. It's just not possible that one person can be so klutzy.
I started a Noro scarf yesterday, but the yarn is so twisty it's really pissing me off rather than relaxing me. I'm going to keep pushing through, at least for a while. I hope it gets better. You Noro users know what I'm talking about. It's always that way. Do you think it would help to wind it into a ball?
I've had the funky tummy the last four days. I was going to cook some jalapeno sausage and some green beans with bacon and new potatoes today for the race, but I don't think my tummy can take it. I need to eat lightly and blandly for a few days and see if that cures me. Funky tummy = gurgly, rumbly, crampy, acidic, bleh = Too Much Information.
I'm gonna go find the Pepto and probiotics. Y'all have a good Sunday.
P.S. I just had to jump back online a minute and add this. Why is Mike Tyson all over the TV lately? He's got a book or a movie or something coming out. But isn't he a convicted rapist? Wasn't he accused by multiple women and convicted for at least one? Didn't he spend time in jail for it? Isn't he just an all-around thug? Why is the mainstream media interviewing him and kissing his ass all over the place? I'm just sayin'. And don't even get me started about Michael Vick. Why is he allowed to walk around America a free man? Why is he allowed to play football and make millions of dollars again? What a waste of space! Hmpf!