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I had a root canal yesterday. Gah. I thought it would never end! But I lived through it once again. I should be over the emotional strain of it in a day or two. LOL. I'm serious though. Going to the dentist really messes with my head.
ME: Give me the gas today. I want it. (I had a filling last week, and he talked me into not having it.)
EVIL DENTIST: It won't be bad, I promise! You did it without the gas last week.
ME: NO! Give me the gas! The least you can do is get me high. Ha-ha-ha.
EVIL DENTIST: (Smile) Okay. Whatever you want to do.
(Gas mask nose thingy is applied to my face)
EVIL DENTIST: Just relax and breathe in through your nose. Breathe in, breathe out.
ME: (Furiously sucking in through my nose, I'm thinking I should have used nose spray before I came so my nasal passages would be open really wide.)
EVIL DENTIST: We're not starting yet. I'm just numbing your mouth with this gel.
ME: (Suck, suck, sucking in through my nose. I feel like I can't suck hard enough. Nothing is happening!)
EVIL DENTIST: Breathe in, Breathe out. Good. Now close your eyes.
ME: WAIT! I can't feel the gas! I really can't!
EVIL DENTIST: Okay. Just relax and watch the TV. (Leans over and turns the gas up)
ME: (Did he just roll his eyes at me? He doesn't believe me! Suck, suck, suck.)
He continues on with the root canal for 1.5 hours, 1 hour of which is drilling and sticking pins up into my brain. GAH.
We're finally done and he removes the gas mask.
EVIL DENTIST: Do you know what? The gas tank was empty! I'm sorry! I didn't realize that. That must be why you didn't feel the gas.
ME: (Ya think so, genius????)
EVIL DENTIST: We won't charge you for it.
ME: Gee, thank you.