I made quite a bit of effort this morning trying to follow Kate's video tutorials that I watched last night. (See previous post if you missed it.) Instead of going outside, which is what I should have done, I took shitty bathroom-light pictures with my iPhone. However, these do show less flaws when I keep the light from being directly on my face. Whatever...let's go...
Yes, I watched the How to Wear a Headband video, and believe it or not, I thought I had my hair really teased-up! Next time I'll have to really make it REALLY BIG, because this will not cut it. The hair is a fail in my opinion.
She didn't have any How to Hide Your Double-Chin
And Eye Bags videos, dammit. Ha-ha-ha.
I hate my chins.
And my eye bags.
The back of my hair is not poofy or teased at all! But I teased it, I swear I did! It looked like a rat's nest back there. I guess I pulled too much out when I was finger-combing it.
So, the moral of this story is...granny has to go back to the drawing table and try again. Next time I will tease the shit out of my hair until it's standing on end. Evidently I was too conservative with the teasing, which is weird for a Texas girl. I want it really puffed out in the top-back.
Note to self: Tease your hair up until it's at least bigger than your chins. Ha! That was funny. Also, stop pressing your lips together like that in pictures because it looks like you have no lips!
Being a woman is hard.
At least being a woman that puts some effort in and really tries to look good is, especially as we get older and things start to sag that you never knew would. Sigh. I get an A for Effort. Now where's that comb and hairspray?