Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Shhhhh!

It is the wee hours of the morning and I’m quietly on the computer executing covert operations in the dark.

I’m looking at PORN.  That’s right…YARN PORN!

Wanna See?

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I only bought one little skein!

Can you believe it?

I wanted it all!

The yarn in that first picture resonates in my soul when I look at it.  I get a major dopamine rush in my brain too. 

For reals.

Why oh why didn’t I buy it?

And that peachy-pink one?

GAH!

If I had all of these in front of me right now, I think I might faint dead away from the excitement.  Seems silly over a skein of yarn, huh?  But it’s true.  We all have our weaknesses.

The one I bought is not pictured here.  It’s not as pretty as these, but I needed it for its specific colors on a project I hope to start before the end of the year.  I think the colors are perfect for what I have in mind.  We shall see.

Okay, it’s nearly 2:30 AM.  I MUST try to get some sleep.  It’s hard to sleep when you’re hyped-up on steroids.  I just started my second 5-day dose pack today and will be getting an epidural steroid injection within the next two weeks.  At least I don’t need surgery at this point so I’m happy.

Gotta go count some naked sheep…

Hee-hee!

Get it?

Come on, that was funny on many levels!

Okay, bye.

13 comments:

  1. You are tooooo funny in the wee hours of the morning, all hyped up on steroids! Love your yarn porn photos! They are indeed G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S! I was at Hobby Lobby yesterday...bought three skeins of ILTY - specific colors for something I'm doing...paid with a credit card...while talking to my girlfriend. Got home, looked at the receipt (very rare for me to do) and the receipt was for $6 and odd cents. Wait! I just bought THREE skeins...$6? It was THEN and only then that I realized ILTY is on sale this week for $1.99/skein! OK, dang it...now I need to go back and buy more...just because it's on sale! I HATE that kind of pressure! I never know which colors to get! LOL Hope you're in sleep land by now! Hugs, Annette

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  2. So, I hope as I type this in the early morning hours you have drifted off into La-La-Land. You are making me want to dye some yarn. I haven't done that in quite a while, have I. Very, very glad to hear you don't need surgery, but the other injection thing doesn't sound like much fun either. I'll check back later, but I must go find some goodies for my serger lesson this morning. Then I'm sure a few afternoon winks will be in the docket here.

    So just how many sheep did you get too?

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  3. I see a peachy theme going on there, Pam. That first one is calling my name too but I'm not even going to ask where you saw it -- and don't you DARE tell me. Can't wait to see what you have up your sleeve this time.

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  4. And ummm, well, the yarn porn thing...OMGosh, I love yarn porn, too.

    You know you are a fiber ho when you can just sit for hours and look at yarn. :)

    Can't wait to see the new project you have in mind.

    Hope you get to feeling better very soon. :)

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  5. I smiled..nice post ..thanks

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  6. LOL! Yarn Porn...know it so well!! Feel for you, I have been through the epidural steroids...not fun!

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  7. Nakie sheep!!! Love it! I know that feeling you get. I get weak in the knees when I go into a quilt shop!!!!
    Hope you are getting relief with the steroids!!!!

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  8. 3 of them caught my fancy! I've been up since 3 myself. I woke up, got up and went to the bathroom and laid there until the alarm went off. I think I had dozed back off right before that. So I'm already running on fumes and it's not even 1pm. At least you had an excuse. I don't.

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  9. Oh my! That IS porn....very naughty! I just want to know where you are looking so I can go make my own purchase. I am also suffering from yarn envy....of the previous commenter who said ILTY is $1.99 in her area. I am very, very jealous!

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  10. Fun post, my dear! My favorite skein was the middle one. It looks hand-spun. Fun playing WWF with you last night.. sorry for my Bingo! :-) ::ducking::

    ((hugs)), Teresa :-)

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  11. I agree with stitchy mcfloss! Yarn porn hee, hee. Be well and get your beauty/healing sleep tonite.

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  12. yummy what beautiful colors...

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  13. I've been drooling over sexy yarns myself lately... in the wee hours -and most of the day! Those tight buns just turn me on too...LoL
    Hope everything's getting better your way and can get some rest :')

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