It is the wee hours of the morning and I’m quietly on the computer executing covert operations in the dark.
I’m looking at PORN. That’s right…YARN PORN!
I only bought one little skein!
Can you believe it?
I wanted it all!
The yarn in that first picture resonates in my soul when I look at it. I get a major dopamine rush in my brain too.
Why oh why didn’t I buy it?
And that peachy-pink one?
If I had all of these in front of me right now, I think I might faint dead away from the excitement. Seems silly over a skein of yarn, huh? But it’s true. We all have our weaknesses.
The one I bought is not pictured here. It’s not as pretty as these, but I needed it for its specific colors on a project I hope to start before the end of the year. I think the colors are perfect for what I have in mind. We shall see.
Okay, it’s nearly 2:30 AM. I MUST try to get some sleep. It’s hard to sleep when you’re hyped-up on steroids. I just started my second 5-day dose pack today and will be getting an epidural steroid injection within the next two weeks. At least I don’t need surgery at this point so I’m happy.
Gotta go count some naked sheep…
Come on, that was funny on many levels!