It fits him perfectly.
Eos Lip Balm
The Captain came home from the grocery store with these lip balm “eggs” over the weekend. One is lemon and one is mint. I like the lemon one the best. I tried to get him to take the other one for his coat pocket at work, but he refused. He said, “Those are only for women because they’re egg-shaped. Men can only use the traditional Chapstick tubes or the little tubs of Blistex.”
Um, okeeee…I guess that’s an unwritten rule in the Book of Being a Man somewhere? It must be right next to the chapter that says real men don’t wear pink shirts. Whatevah! Personally, I like a man in a pink shirt. It tells me he is confident enough in his manhood to wear pink and not feel self-conscious.
Anywho…try the lip balm eggs. They feel great on your lips and will keep them soft and supple for your man. I love that word, “supple.” It’s #2 on my list of favorite words. Number one is “sultry.”
It’s chilly outside today. I love it! I should get my arse outside and take a walk. Instead, I have a big fat roast waiting for me to brown him and throw him in the crock pot with some veggies. I’d better get to it if it’s going to be ready for The Captain’s dinner at 7:30.
Y’all have a nice day!