I could cover the world in roses…
And never tire of making them.
I’m such a dork for saying that. Nobody talks that way. When people say things all pretentious like that, I just want to slap them. Which reminds me…
Warning: Rant ahead…
Skip this part if you are the sensitive type.
You know what else makes me want to slap someone? When they dress up in costume-like dresses and aprons and stupid shit like that and stand on a stool and take a picture of themselves from the waist down on a regular basis. And then they talk in third person when they are talking about themselves like, “She is wishing you a delightfully peachy-keen day!” “She is quite tired today and needs a wee nap!” If you do that, you’re an ass. Stop talking like that. It’s quirky and fun at first, but then it just gets on everyone’s nerves day after day after day. I mean, I know it’s your blog and you can talk however you want, but seriously? You’re a grown woman and a human being, not a character in a children’s book. There are some serious psychological problems going on there. Trust me on that one.
I’m so glad I got that off my chest. It’s been bugging me for a long time. You are more than welcome to go away if you don’t like that I said it.
And so is this entry.