I had a rather severe case of road rage today when a man in a forklift jumped in front of me in a construction zone. He proceeded down the road at less than 10 mph refusing to pull off and let traffic by even though he had at least five opportunities to do so. I just happened to be the first vehicle in line behind him. AND I WAS ANGRY.
I had visions of pulling a gun from my glove box and shooting his Mexican ass off of that forklift. Good thing I didn’t have one.
Ten minutes later when we were less than a mile down the road, the vision of a gun had changed to a hatchet and I was chopping him up in little pieces and stomping on them. Raaawrrr!
I was one pissed-off, estrogen-starved woman! And there were plenty of pissed-off people behind me too. My blood pressure is raising just thinking about it again. Gawd! Asshole!
Let’s talk about some pleasant things, shall we?
Bread & Butter Pickles. They are good, y’all.
So is tuna. I love me some tuna salad. Do you? Tuna is one of those things my body craves about once a month at least. I have to have it. And Bread & Butter pickles are good with a tuna samich. I just had one. Must be why I’m all jacked-up about it, ya think?
I’ve been trying to crochet, but it just ain’t happenin’ right now. I’m having crocheter’s block, which is a lot like writer’s block only it’s crochet instead of writing. Please try to keep up so I don’t have to explain everything.
Have you ever had a really hard nap? I had one today after a particularly stressful morning. (See above shooting-a-Mexican-off-a-forklift story.) I woke up all dazed and disoriented and felt like total crap. My head still isn’t clear from it.
Okay, that’s it from me. Tomorrow will be better, yes?