I saw a woman at Target today that looked just like that lady in Something About Mary that had a tan 40 shades too dark and hair 40 shades too light. I would give anything if I’d had my camera! But these will have to do:
I won’t make that picture too big because it’s scary. I swear I did a double-take like a cartoon character with the noise and everything. It might have actually been a little worse than this picture. They did this as a joke for the movie, but there are really people like this in the world that obviously don’t own a mirror…or a brain cell. I wonder if they got that it was a joke when they saw the movie? Maybe they did but just have no idea that they look just like that.
I’ve read that there are people that have some form of OCD and they can’t stop tanning. Yes, I’m sure it’s a disease and you are not just a stupid idiot trying to hold on to your youth or something. Whatever. Your tan looks great. Oh, and before you go, don’t forget your big bag-o-melanoma. See ya later.
Okay, enough of that nonsense. I’m bored. Can you tell?