This is a "conversation" I had on a chat with my business partner a few minutes ago. She obviously was not there:
ME: I am such a goof-off.Several minutes later...
I got up early to get this ___ job out of here. I've been sitting here for two hours and haven't transcribed a single word!
I'm becoming a master avoider and procrastinator.
Can you come out and play?
I guess I'll have to work then.
ME: Did you know I am 50 years old and I didn't know it was a "cuckoo clock"? I always thought it was a coo-coo clock. Ha-ha-ha. What a dumbass.
ME: Okay, really now. I'm going to go do my shit-work.
Because I goofed-off yesterday.
Did I mention?
ME: Some people expect me to do more than 9 minutes per day.
Sent at 9:22 AM on Wednesday
MY PARTNER: sorry
i'm so nervous
the plumber is back...today they had to do the inspection with the city. But they hooked up this gauge and it found we have a slow leak somewhere. I have a FUCKING gas leak!
Get me out of here.
Sent at 9:30 AM on Wednesday
ME: oh, hi.
Gas Leak = BAD
She didn't laugh.