I laughed all through this post. You are VERY funny! My Black Beauty Throw turned out larger than I planned too. May I ask you how you did your Ravelry button with your username? I can't seem to find that type of button and when I tried to put a plain Ravelry button on my blog it didn't work. I'm not sure what I am doing wrong.
What the frick... I need to read this one. I go away for one week and you go crazy.
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