We made a late run to Walmart for groceries last night. On the way home we were sitting at a red light and chatting about something. I looked casually over to my right and this is what I saw (I wasn't wearing my glasses):
My eyes opened really wide and my mouth dropped open. "OMG look! Look over there! Why is there a giant penis in front of that building?! Or maybe it's a mushroom? It's a mushroom, isn't it? Tell me it's a mushroom! No, it's definitely a circumsized penis!"
That first picture was taken with a zoom lens. This is actually how far away we were. So the question of the day is: WTF?