I would like to know why I look like such an idiot in a hat. It doesn't matter what kind of hat it is, I'll look dumb in it. Bandanna? Nope, looks REALLY bad.
I say this because I just finished crocheting a slouch hat and was going to model it and show you a picture. But you can forget that. I just put it on and looked in the mirror. First I laughed, and then I was disgusted. THIS is the hat I made...same colors as the picture. It looks cute in that picture, no? On me, not so much. It looks like some kind of worm sack on my head or something. I think I must have a GIANT head or a GIANT face. I don't know. But there's definitely a problem somewhere. Maybe it's the two chins. Ha.
I'm about to lay down and take a nap before Barnaby gets home. I slept like crap last night, or should I say a didn't sleep like crap last night? But that makes no sense. I didn't sleep a wink, okay? I think I'm delirious and need some serious shut-eye...the kind where you get all slack-jawed and slobber on your pillow. Is there anything better? I think not.