It makes me laugh that I can be such an idiot sometimes. I really consider myself an intelligent person generally (no comments from the peanut gallery), but man, I can be dumb.
I went to the Fox home page this morning like I always do and started reading the headlines, and this is one I saw:
Ft. Hood Suspect Frequented Strip Club
"Exclusive: Exotic dancer says Hasan brought in beer and paid for lap dances at club near the base."
I didn’t have my glasses on, so I read it as “tap dances” instead of “lap dances,” and I said to myself, “Why would he pay for tap dances? That’s so weird!”
Ha-ha-ha! And then it hit me what it really said. DUH! Good Lord. That’s what I get for not having my coffee first.
I’m going to do some work this morning, a load or two of laundry, and put the final round on that afghan. My shoulder gave out last night before I finished. I’ll be back with my “Ta-Da!” pictures probably after lunch.
Does anybody want to partner with me in my new business? I'm going to open a strip club where men can pay for tap dances. Do you think it will work?