Friday, June 08, 2007
I'm Crackin' Up! And Disgusted.
Shepard Smith is totally cracking me up with his coverage of the Paris Hilton debacle. He's reinacting what she reportedly did and said in court, sobbing and screaming, "It's not fair! Mom!" I'm sorry that most of you probably missed it. It was great, and that's why I love to watch his newscasts at 2:00 and 6:00 on the Fox News Channel.
Paris Hilton, right or wrong, you need to buck up and take it like a, uh, er, woman. Stop bawling already. And stop carrying around The Bible and all those religious materials for the cameras. Nobody buys it, and nobody with a brain feels sorry for you. Jeez. Have some dignity and grace, even if you don't believe you're being treated fairly. Martha Stewart didn't think she was being treated fairly either, but she handled herself so well, you can't help but respect her for it. You're disgusting with all your melodrama. Get a backbone and take your punishment. And when it's over, clean up your life.