Okay, it's not that bad. I can have full liquids, which includes applesauce, creamed soups, watered-down grits, and stuff like that. No Food Channel for me today.
And now my stomach hurts. I don't know if it's real or if it's imagined because I know what's going on in there now.
Let's see...what time is it? 8:54 a.m.? Yeah, it's time for a nap. I think I'll just sleep through the next two weeks.