Somebody needs a chin lift, among other things. I bet I could have had one for the money we spent on those appliances. (Okay, sorry. I'll stop bitchin'.) Can you tell I erased one of the lines between my eyebrows? I still look like I'm scowling though. I tried to erase that double chin too, but since it takes up 1/3 of the picture, it was too obvious. Gee, thanks, Mom. Why couldn't you give me your skinny legs genes instead? (I'm not bitchin'. It's just a question.)
I'm off to the grocery store. I'm afraid to stay around here too long for fear another household appliance will fall apart at my feet. Just please don't let it be the air conditioner! Please?