Thursday, July 16, 2009

Correction: Mr. & Mrs. Marty Mockingbird

Marty has a wife...and kids. Except at least one of them is dead now. Another one fell out of the nest yesterday evening not long after I made that post. He was still alive last time Barnaby looked. I refuse to check. I don't want to know. Marty must have a low IQ because he built his nest in the yard where five dogs live. Idiot. Life is hard, but it's even harder when you're dumb as a stump.

I finally just gave up and ordered my red thread for the pineapple tablecloth from JoAnn's online. Nobody around here had any. Now that I've done that, I'll see it everywhere! It was on sale though, and I got it for $1.49 instead of $1.99 per ball. I ordered six so I hope that'll be enough.

I dragged out my sister's afghan that I started around October of last year and got quite a bit done yesterday. I only have a tiny bit left to do before I can start the edging, which I haven't completely decided on yet. I can't tell you too much about it since she'll probably be reading this. You'll get to see it after she gets it.

I've had some nectarines on my kitchen counter for days now. They are finally ripe and man are they delicious. I'm doing to go eat some for breakfast right now. See ya.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Marty the Mockingbird


This is Marty the Mockingbird. He hangs out in our backyard. His only purpose in life is to terrorize Fletcher. He looks harmless, doesn't he?

Can you see him in the above picture sitting on the lamp post on our porch? His mouth is hanging open, I'm guessing because it's 104 degrees and he's hot. He's extra hot because he's been repeatedly dive-bombing poor little Fletcher and tagging him in the ass. He doesn't do this to any other of our dogs except Fletch. It's the weirdest thing that Fletch just totally ignores him like it's not happening. You'd think he'd at least flinch or snap at Marty, but no.

I tried my best to get an action picture of it happening, but I failed and then I gave up because it's too hot outside to stand there waiting for the perfect shot.

A potholder I made yesterday. This is not how it's supposed to look. I ended up having to make it up towards the outer edges because I couldn't figure it out. Those lines are suppose to taper back down in making the petals of a flower. Now it's just a ...uh, it's a um, it's a pizza? Wheel of cheese? Whirly-bird doo-dad thingy? Crop circle?

Whatevah.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

He's Afraid of Nothing!

Fletch is all wet because...

The sprinkler must be killed!

It must die!

He can't hold his breath any longer so he has to retreat.
Look at that face! Ha-Ha-Ha!

Hi Everybody!

Is that an enthusiastic title or what?

I spent the morning printing out some new crochet hotpad and potholder patterns from the Internet. I think I'm going to make some over the next few days. I started crocheting on my pineapple tablecloth yesterday and used up the last of my red thread. When I attached the other ball of thread I had, I discovered that it wasn't the same size. Barnaby made a run up to Hobby Lobby last night to get me four more balls, but they didn't have any red in that size. DAMMIT! Now I'll have to make a trip up the freeway to Michaels or JoAnn's, and I don't want to leave the house. You know how I am.

Have I mentioned lately that I'm FAT? Ugh. I refuse to weigh anymore. I'm serious, y'all. I'd tell you how much weight I've gained over the last year, but you wouldn't believe me. It's probably more than 5 sacks of potatoes! Okay, 6! I'm not telling you what size sacks though. You can just guess. Then you'll be wrong and have to go up a size. That's right! I told you I'm FAT!

Being overweight like this makes it even more difficult for me to leave the house or socialize. In fact, I refuse to socialize with anyone other than family. It's just too hard for me and I'd freak out.

Speaking of freaking out...have y'all been watching that new show on A&E called Obsessed? It's an hour-long show that comes on Monday nights at 9pm Central Time. Each week two different people are featured that have some form of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and/or phobia. I love it! Check it out. Maybe I'll be featured on there some day. (Like that's something to be proud of...NOT)

We are keeping Mojo (our neighbor's boxer that looks just like Abbey) at our house until next Monday. Barnaby told me to ask our neighbor if he could go stay at their house while they're gone and we have SIX dogs over here. Hee-hee. He looked around last night at all of them standing in a group and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous!" Crazy Dog Lady (that would be me) thinks it's kind of fun though.

Monday, July 13, 2009

THIS is too funny.

Ugly, Ugly, Ugly

Yuck! I'm ripping this out and making something else. I hate it. I also screwed up somehow because some of the points have more stitches than others and it's wonky. What good is a star afghan anyway? Seems to me you'd have a hard time covering yourself up with it. Stupid star.

Now I have to go find something else to waste my time on. I'm just not into the pineapple tablecloth at the moment. I think I'll go look at other people's pineapple tableclothes and see if that will motivate me. Maybe I'll find a pattern I like better than the one I'll have to alter. It's still going to be RED though.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

A Vietnamese Coffee Tutorial

You will need:
Chickory Coffee (Sometimes called Lousiana Style)
Sweetened Condensed Milk (Not Evaporated Milk)
Vietnamese Coffee Press (We got ours at World Market for around $5)
1 coffee cup for brewing the coffee
1 glass of ice (packed)
Boiling Water
Add two teaspoonsful of sweetened condensed milk into an empty coffee cup. We don't like ours very sweet, and this seems to be the perfect amount. Add more or less to your liking.

Set up your Vietnamese coffee press on top of the coffee cup with the sweetened condensed milk in it.

Add four teaspoons of chickory coffee grounds. It's supposed to be strong.

Place the "press" on top of the grounds...

Pour in the boiling water filling the coffee press to the top. Allow water to drip through.

Fill the pot again and allow the water to drip through once again.

Remove the coffee press from the coffee cup and set aside. Be careful as it will be hot. Stir the coffee well to fully incorporate the sweetened condensed milk and pour the coffee over your cup of ice. A lot of the ice will melt so add more to your liking and stir.

Add a straw and serve. Drink it up and then do the dishes, wash the sheets, vacuum & mop the house, scrub the baseboards, make two kinds of home-made cookies, wash the dishes again, and then wash the car.

Funny dog toy with pretty white teeth just like Fletcher.

A new batch of Barbara's banana bread. It's amazing what you get when you follow the directions. I made one with pecans and one without. Surprisingly, I liked the one without the best, and I love pecans. Hmm.

Tip of the Day: Buy a magnetic paperclip dispenser at Walmart for $1.49 and keep your bobby pins in it instead! Fantastic idea that I saw in a magazine recently.

Who knows what this is? Whatever you said, it's wrong, wrong, wrong! This is Fletcher and Eli's favorite toy! It's an old sundress that I cut the straps off of and cut the back out of to use as a pillow cover. After I cut it up, Eli stole it and ran off with it so I just let him have it. They absolutely love it and drag it around everywhere. It's weird that they don't tear it up because they tear everything else up they play with. How long ago was it that I made that pillow? Maybe five or six months? Remember this?

The back of it has the sundress material with the crochet edges and little buttons.


This picture of Little Boy is on my refrigerator. I always stop and stare at it. He was so cute. Those gorgeous lilacs were in my mom's backyard in Oklahoma.

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Barnaby is grilling hamburgers outside as I type this. He's bugging me to cut up some onion and tomatoes so I guess I'd better run.

We're having a fun weekend. Hope yours is good too. Bye.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Mmm Good!

Yep, it was good. My dumplings kind of disintegrated so that's why you see all the basil in it. I found the dumplings were much much better after it sat awhile. We ate it almost immediately after it was done, and the dumplings just kind of disappeared in your mouth instead of being more solid. So if you make it, let it sit 15 minutes or so after you make it before serving. But it's a keeper. I'll definitely make it again. (See previous entry for link to recipe.)

My neighbor has somebody over there working on their alarm system. It just went off and it was REALLY LOUD music! I've never heard an alarm that was music before. It sounded like music from Harry Potter or something...like witches and goblins should be flying around the house. That would really freak those burglars out, wouldn't it? It was weird but kind of cool too. I want one!

Crochet stuff:

Well, I started two different projects. Why do I do that? I must have CADD or something. That's Crochet Attention Deficit Disorder, in case you were wondering.


I started a star afghan yesterday that Carol sent me the pattern for. Thanks, Carol! I only got through the first color (it's a dark purple). If I told you what the other colors were going to be you'd say, "Yuck!" So I'm not going to tell you. I think they'll look good together, but you'll just have to wait and see.

And then last weekend...

I started the pineapple tablecloth. I got really far, didn't I? I decided to go ahead and use thread because it's just prettier. I also decided to go with red because I just like it. I just hope I'm able to figure out how to add more pineapple rows to make it bigger. If not, I guess I'll just have a giant 17-inch doily on my table. That would be okay too.

Maybe Rita will help me if I get stuck? (Hi, Rita!) Rita actually knows what she's doing.

Okay, I'm off to start my weekend early. My partner is handling the business today! Yay! Y'all have a great weekend.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Product Review & Some Squares

I made these two squares yesterday evening. I still couldn't decide what big project I wanted to do next, so I just did some squares. I do a couple of squares every now and then and throw them in a box. Some day I'll have enough for a scrappy blanket. I hated the colors I chose, but I just wanted to use up some of the yarn I had. Now that I've made them, I kinda like them! I can probably get at least four more with this color combination. Both patterns came out of a Leisure Arts book, "99 Granny Squares," square #12 and #14.



I had to go pick up a prescription at CVS yesterday, so I did some shopping while I was there. The main thing I wanted to show you was the make-up, but that's the one thing that doesn't show up well in the picture. But here's my product review anyway:

It's Neutrogena Healthy Skin cream powder make-up. I have very fair skin and got the next-to-the-lightest color, Blushing Ivory, and it's perfect. I was afraid the lightest one would look too chalky. I used it this morning and like it a lot. It goes on like a cream with a sponge that comes with it, and then it turns powdery. It was $11.99 at CVS. It's probably cheaper at Wal-Mart.

Then you can see a couple of hair clip thingies, a make-up bag, and some Deluxe Mixed Nuts. I love Deluxe Mixed Nuts. Yum. I just can't buy them all the time because I have no self-control when eating them.


Boon Pappy sent me THIS LINK yesterday. I'm making the chicken for Noni's Chicken & Dumplings as we speak. I know it's more cold weather food, but it sounds so good to me right now. I can't wait for supper tonight. I'll get pictures of the finished dish and let you know how it was. It looks like it's going to make a bunch so come on over. I'll set a place for you. Dinner is at 5:45. Come early and we'll chat while I make the dumplings.

Actually, you can chat and I'll just mostly listen. My voice isn't happy right now. As the Botox is wearing off and I'm getting my voice back more and more, I'm starting to get the spasms again. They're not as bad or painful because the muscle just isn't that strong yet, but they're there and make it uncomfortable, if not impossible, to have a conversation for longer than five minutes. I keep getting choked on my own saliva (sorry), and that makes me cough, and that inflames my vocal cords & those now itty-bitty granulomas. I'll probably end up going to get another round of Botox to give my cords a longer rest. I'm going to wait a few more days and see if it gets any worse or any better before I call the doc and see what he says.

If it was free, I wouldn't hesitate to run get it done pronto. But it costs me a pretty penny, even after the insurance, for the surgery center costs, procedure costs, anesthesia, etc. Do you know that every time he uses that scope to see my vocal cords it costs $925? My insurance pays most of that cost, but still. It takes less than one minute! That's outrageous! No wonder we have a healthcare crisis in this country. it's not the healthcare coverage that they should be focusing on; it's the outrageous medical costs. Don't get me started.

Y'all have a good one. Bye.

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