...working on that last round of my ripple!

I am thanking my lucky stars today that I didn’t have to clean up a huge mess. I opened the pantry door and a can of beans that I had stacked on top of another can fell down and into a big jar of spaghetti sauce. I watched in slow motion as the jar was pushed ever so close to the edge of the shelf, but it didn’t fall off and crash onto the ceramic floor like I expected it to. It just stopped with a small part of the jar hanging over the edge. Whew! That hardly ever happens to me. I swear I make more messes in a day than you can imagine. I spill my coffee CONSTANTLY. I’ve gotten to where I keep a clean cup towel on my desk to clean it up. It’s not a matter of IF but WHEN.
I still have a few spots on my kitchen ceiling (yes, ceiling!) from when I dropped a Starbucks’ Frappacino straight down and it landed upright, but the contents flew straight up out of the cup and onto my ceiling! It was like some weird physics demonstration. I laugh every time I notice those spots up there.

Now, for the Grotto Pattern, which color combo do you like best?

Teals & Green?
Or...

Teals and Purple?
I really like them both, but I think I'm going to start with the teals & purple first. We'll see.

So…
I gathered all my strength and got ready and made an appearance in public today. I made a trip to JoAnn’s at about noon. I knew I would finish The ripple blanket today and would want to start something else right away. So I got online and printed a 20% off coupon and left. It’s a good 15 miles or so and I had to get on the freeway. I don’t make that trip to JoAnn’s very often because of that but I really wanted the yarn I knew they had.
So I pile up my basket with a pattern book, yarn, and little stuffed toys for my dogs, which I wouldn’t have gotten nearly as much of if I hadn’t had that 20% coupon. And then I bet you can guess what happens.
The lady tells me the coupon was only good through yesterday! Doh! So I get a pissy look on my face and say, “Well, you shouldn’t put EXPIRED coupons on your website to print. I just heard another cashier give a lady 10% off even though she didn’t have a coupon. Can I at least get that?” And that BEE-OTCH got an equally pissy look on her face and just looked at me like I was a big old cheap-ass. I just stared right back at her for an uncomfortable amount of time until she screamed to the other cashier, who I guess was a manager or something, and said I asked for the 10% discount even though I didn’t have a coupon. Of course, all the other customers looked up at me. (Gasp! How dare she ask for a discount without a coupon! The nerve!)
I swear I was fixin’ to throw a big old hissy fit right there if she had said no. I didn’t drive 30 miles down the freeway to shop at YOUR store with an expired coupon that YOU put on YOUR website only to be turned away! AND I spent almost $90!
But she didn’t say no. Instead she said, “Just give it to her.” Like it was a big sacrifice and I had been given a gift from the JoAnn Gods and should bow down and kiss her feet.
I was almost disappointed that I didn’t get to have my fit. Instead I looked at my cashier like, “HA, you old bitch!” And I got my 10% discount and left. HAGS!
Do you see why I just stay inside all the time and rarely leave my house? I can still feel my blood pressure boiling. Everything is an ordeal. People suck! Except you. I love you.

Now if you'll excuse me, I promised some people I'd finish a ripple blanket today. Stop bothering me and let me concentrate!